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Besides, if we knew anyone called Gary he'd be called Gaz. If you live in London and come for a visit, avoid the Vomit Comet. It's slang for the boys who drive at high speeds around Essex, usually in a Ford Fiesta, often with blue LED under-glow lights attached. In fact, some of us are actually a little bit (translate: massively) crap at transforming ourselves into super-bronzed Katy Price-a-likes, and stick to repping the 'pale and interesting' look. No matter how many times you ask, we still don't know anyone from (ditto Peter Pan's Adventure Island in Southend-on-Sea – ALL OF THE FUN, ALL OF THE TIME).5. It's the name of a village in Essex – we're probably just going to visit our nan.6. Shout out to our cousin Autumn-Jade and best mate September-Rose! If we say something is 'banging' we're not referring to a loud noise. There's an 86% chance we have a friend or relative named after a colour or month of the year.
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Oh, and check your contents insurance if she stays over, because hair-straightener burns are our go-to accident.16. If you date an Essex girl, chances are you'll never have to worry about having food stuck in your teeth again – we've got you covered.18. It takes 20 minutes to get from London to Shenfield by train.
AKA the last train out of London on a Friday or Saturday night. And finally, just because you used to date a girl from Chelmsford, it doesn't mean you 'know how to get to Essex.' Essex is HUGE.
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